Celebrity Gossips and Scandals
1 - "THE RIGHT BOSS"When body was first
"THE RIGHT BOSS"
When body was first made,
All parts wanted to be the Boss.
Brain said I should because I decide,
Feet said us,
So did Heart, Lungs, Hands, and Eyes.
Finally Asshole said I should be the Boss,
All parts started laughing,
So Asshole went on strike and blocked itself and refused to open. In a short time,
Hands cranked,
Eyes blurred,
Ears emitted hot air,
Brain got heavy,
Heart and Lungs panicked.
Sooner they all agreed that Asshole should be the BOSS !
Moral: It does"nt matter how talented you are any Asshole can be your Boss :-D
2 - Dr. Mariz ki Gand me Ungli dal
Dr. Mariz ki Gand me Ungli dal k baitha tha 1 ne pucha:
ye kya kr rhe ho? Dr. Mariz ko Ulti kara rha hun:
Magar Kaise?
Dr:Yehi Ungli Uske Muh me dalunga ;-D
3 - Pathn Ne Train Me ek angrezni Ka
Pathn Ne Train Me ek angrezni Ka Rape Kar Dia.
Judge: Tumne is Ke Sath Ghalat Kam Q Kia?
Pathn: MeNe To Naam Pocha Tha es ny kaha:
"Merry Marlow"
4 - Daal Mongi dPhudi Gungi dChut Nurse
Daal Mongi d
Phudi Gungi d
Chut Nurse d
Duniya Taras d
Lora Sardr da
Barkan mar da
Mammay Jatti de
Pyar nal paty de
Lun tere es bhai da
Dus ksi hor nu chahi da?
5 - Pain of mising frnds is realised
Pain of mising frnds is realised wen u r alone watchin a gang of sexy girls standing in front of u & u dnt hv anybdy by ur side to say
"bhenchod MUMMAY dekh"
6 - Wife Computer ON Karte Hue:Jaanu
Wife Computer ON Karte Hue:
Jaanu Apna Password batana?
Husband:"Lulli"
Wife Hans Hans k Kursi Se Gir Gayi
Q
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Computer said
"Your Password Is Too Short"
7 - Man in bar:1 large Scotch plz.Barman:
Man in bar:1 large Scotch plz.
Barman: Rs.5, Sir.
Man: What? Only 5? Can I hav some kebabs please?
Barman: Here Sir, Rs.5.
Man: Wow, that"s real cheap, Can I meet the owner?
Barman: No sir,he"s busy with my wife.
Man:Wat is he doing with ur wife?
Barman: The same that I"m doing to his business here;-)
8 - Ek laknow k Navab se uski begum
Ek laknow k Navab se uski begum ne kaha
Sartaj-e aali muqam ek guzarish hai apse aj hamse itni qasrat se Hambistri farmaye k hamari Sharamgah-e bechain k parkhache urjaein
Nawab:
zoja-e muhtarma apki khawahish-e chudai or choot pharwai sar ankhon par lekin Hamara "Lund"
Lund hai koi Khudkush bambar nahi
9 - 7 doston ki suhagrat k next day1st
7 doston ki suhagrat k next day
1st bola
Meri BV to 1110,jese mrzi use kro
2nd
Mere BV 3310 nikli.36 saal ka purana model
3rd
Meri BV N95,zara pyar se chalana parta hy
4th
Meri BV to Blackbery hy.Got evrything but complicated
5th
Meri BV DUAL SIM hy
kbi age dalo kbi peche dalo
6th
Meri BV sali china mobyl hy,phli rat me choot phat gae
7th
sms parny wala
Bechara Rote hue bola
O yaro lut gya barbad hogya
Mera set khula hua nikla!
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10 - Larki doodh walay say:Bhai Aaj
Larki doodh walay say:
Bhai Aaj kal doodh bohat patla aa raha hai.
Doodh wala:
Baji ji,
Mujhay kiya bata rahi ho,
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kisi doctor ko dikhao.
