Celebrity Gossips and Scandals

Doolha shadi ki pehli raat,Apni

Doolha shadi ki pehli raat,
Apni BV ka Ghonghat utha k barre piyar se:
Kiya naam hai humare "Huzoor" ka?
Bv:
HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (SAWW)
Dulha: (heran ho kr)
Kiya farmaya Huzoor ne?
Bv:
yahi k namaz parho,
roza rakho, zakat do

Srdar Ne Samndr Me Doobte Hoy 1

Srdar Ne Samndr Me Doobte Hoy 1 Bachy Ko Bacha Lye aur Tori Der Bad dobara Pehnk Diya

Ksi Ne Kaha Ye Kya Kiya?

Srdar purani Kahawat Hai
Neki Kr Darya me Dal.

Din Ko KroYARat Ko KroAnder KroYABahir

Din Ko Kro
YA
Rat Ko Kro
Ander Kro
YA
Bahir Kro
Bed Pr Kro
YA
Kursi Pr kro
Pyar Se Kro
YA
Ghose Se Kro
1Bar Kro
YA
2Bar Kro
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Krna Tu SMS Ha
Jesy Mrzi kro....

Pakistan ne india ki ek larki hasil

Pakistan ne india ki ek larki hasil karli hy
lekin

hmary players ka bdla abhi bhi poora nahi hua.

Ab
Hamein apny

"Umar Gull" k liye "Shahid Kapoor" chaye..

Mujh se ab ye "judai" ka "gham"

Mujh se ab ye
"judai" ka "gham" piya nhi jata
"FARAZ"..!

Mujhey 2 glass
"Dew" k hi pila do "baraf" daal k...! :-)

Masla-e-Kashmir hall kerney ka

Masla-e-Kashmir hall kerney ka acha mouqa hai "Faraz" . . .

Shoaib se kaho india se jahez main Kashmir maang ly.!

Ik din mila wo mujh se.....Bujha

Ik din mila wo mujh se.....

Bujha Bujha sa,

Jhuka jhuka sa,

Udasiyon mein Racha basa sa,

Jab main ne poocha

Udaas kion ho....?

Itne preshan kion ho.....?

Jhuka k palken

Chupa k chehra

lag k gale se

ro ro k thak k

Laga wo kehne

20 da load krwaya si kise hor de nmber te chala gya

One day a fisherman got up very

One day a fisherman got up very early in the morning

There was not enough sunlight to get into the sea

He saw a pack of stones..

To pass time He started throwing the stone into the sea

While having the last stone in the hand

The sun came up then he saw that the stone was a diamond

He felt for his misfortune of throwing all of them into the sea

Moral of the story:

Don"t get up early in the morning.. ;)
GuD Morning.

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?? ???, ?? ?????? ?? ???
??? ??? ????-????? ??, ???? ? ??

Samjh m aya nhn

India se Saania Mirza
ne hindi m sms Kia hy

Iska matlb hy k

Majbor aa aashiq majbor aa
bhale kedo b kandhar hujay.

"ApKi KahaniHmari Zubani"Apk paas

"ApKi Kahani
Hmari Zubani"

Apk paas dimagh hy
Chlta nhi alag bat hy

Ap smart hain
Koi manta nhi alag baat hy

Ap shareef hain
Lgte nhi alag baat hy

Apk paas mob hy
Call nhi krte alag baat hy

kafi izzat hy apki
Koi karta nhi alag baat hy

apki bisti ho rhi hy pr ap phir b hans rhy hain alag bat hy...

Dear Qaisar Ali sb,?? I know it

Dear Qaisar Ali sb,?? I know it was hard decision to marry with shoaib malik,?Its my father"s decision,?Bt the time passed with u was unforgetable..?You always be in my heart & memories and please 4give all my mistakes..?yours....? ?** Sania mirza**??Hn dso inu ki jwab dwan?.

2 Sheikh Hote£ Main 1 Doosray Ko

2 Sheikh Hote£ Main 1 Doosray Ko Mi£ay,
4 Din K Baad Donon Mar Gaye,

Wajah Keya Thi.?
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Wo 4 Din 1 Doosray Ko Dekhtay Rahay,

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Who is a BOSS....?.........Boss

Who is a BOSS....?

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Boss is Someone... Who thinks that 9 women together can produce a Baby in 1 Month..... ;->

DOOB MARO nikammo ("-_-)(-_-) /l

DOOB MARO nikammo ("-_-)(-_-) /l l\_/)(\ / \ )(
Shoaib malik ne india ki bchi phsa li he
Or tmse abi tk muhally ki set ni ho ri

Pthan bv k sath ja rha tha1 lrkay

Pthan bv k sath ja rha tha
1 lrkay ne ankh mari
pathn: tje shrm ni ata mje ankh mrty ho.
Lrka: Mene tje ni teri bv ko mari.
Pathn: Sorry yar mene tje galt smja.

BAHI JANN 800 Ka Naya Mobile Liya

BAHI JANN 800 Ka Naya Mobile Liya Hai Js Me
USB
Infrared
Bluetoth
5mega Pixel Double Camera
Touch Screen
Mp3
Radio
8GBmemory
Internet
Kuch B Nai Hai THEK Hai Na

Teacher - Agar irada pakka kar

Teacher - Agar irada pakka kar k kuch kaam karo tu woh pora hota hai...!!!

Student - Rehne dain miss, agar aisa hota to aaj aap meri baahon me hoti.

Faker:ary baba kuch de do bht bhoka

Faker:ary baba kuch de do bht bhoka hn

Sardr:100 rupey dikhte hoe bola 50rupey hen tmre pas

Faker khush ho kr
G hen

Sardr:ty mama Pehle o ty kharch karly.

"Na tum baz aao na hum baz aayen,brabar

"Na tum baz aao na hum baz aayen,

brabar khafa hon brabar manayen..

bhot khoobsurat hain tewar tmhary,

khafa ho agar b to lagty ho peyary..

meray ji me aay galay se laga loon,

adaa rooth jane ki tum se chura loon..

tmhari adaa hum tmhi ko dikhaiyn,

na tum baz ao na hum baz aayen..!

Tu Khud Ko Beshak jitna bhi Tanha

Tu Khud Ko Beshak jitna bhi Tanha Mahsoos Kar "AE DOST"

Main Phir Bhi Tujhe Kisi "Bachi" Ka Number nahi dunga:

DUNIYA MAi teen gham bohat buray

DUNIYA MAi teen gham bohat buray hotay hain

kisi se door rehnay ka gham

kisi ko kho dainay ka gham

AUR

BALGHAM...! :-/

Petrol ratebarhne pr "PATHAN"bola"

Petrol rate
barhne pr "PATHAN"
bola
"Hm ko koi fark ni parta...
Petrol 66 ka ho ya 77 ka

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Hum pehle b 100 ka dalwata tha or ab bhi 100 ka hi dalwata hn!!!

Woman on date with husband"s bestfrndphone

Woman on date with husband"s bestfrnd

phone rings*

Woman: Yes? Ok , fine
bye..!

Turns to her Lover and laughs: My husband says he is playing golf with YOU...

Teacher Tell me the names of 10

Teacher

Tell me the names of 10 chemical elements ?

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Sardar

Oxygen, chlorine, florine, noreen, ambreen, samreen, nasreen, afreen, parveen & yasmeen !!

Doctor says to pathan: aap ka

Doctor says to pathan: aap ka ar aap ki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? pathan: hoga zaror hoga,25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..!

Sochta hon tere jism main utar

Sochta hon tere jism main utar kar dekhon
"DOST"..!

Konsa keerha hai jo tujhe sms karne nahi deta.

Bilawal: Dad 2 Sal Hogye Hmen Miskeen

Bilawal: Dad 2 Sal Hogye Hmen Miskeen Hoe, Mama K Qatilon Ka Q Pta Nai Chala? Zardari: Beta Abi Tk To Miskeen Ho, Qatil Ka Pta Chala To Yateem B Ho jaogy.

"15 April k baad Pakistan ka pani

"15 April k baad Pakistan ka pani khol diya jaye ga"
( Indian Govt. )
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Q k sania bhabi ne 16 april ki subah nahana b to ho ga na ..:->

Laila Ne Majno Ko 1 Darakht K Peeche

Laila Ne Majno Ko 1 Darakht K Peeche Dekha
Aor Kaha TUM Majno Ho Na.?
Wo Bola Haan.
Phir Kuch Dair Bad Us Ko Jharyon K Peeche Dekha Aor BOLI TUM Majno Ho Na.?
Wo Bola Haan,
Phir Kuch Dair Bad Use 1 Deewar K Peeche Dekha Aor Boli TUM Majno Ho Na.?
Wo Bola Abey Haan Ab Mujhe SuSu Karne Do Gi Ya Nahi.

@ Jb Se Tum Ko Deka HaMje Raat

@ Jb Se Tum Ko Deka Ha

Mje Raat Ko Neend Ni Aati

Aur Jb B Tumari Yaad Aati Ha

Dil Se Ik Aawz Aati Ha

(Jal Tu,Jalal Tu,
Aayi Bala Ko Tal tu)

DUNIA mei kabi ache insan ki talaash

DUNIA mei kabi ache insan ki talaash mei mt nklna
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Aaj kal germi hai aur (",") Mai ghar
<)"(> Me hota_/"/_ hoon.

Tu baar baar apni wafaon ki kahani

Tu baar baar apni wafaon ki kahani na sunaya kar "Chacha Faraz"

Ek tay pehly Paperan di tension ae, uton teray Rolay nai mukday.. :-D:-D:-D

NEWTON"s 7th LAW:The rate of loadshedding

NEWTON"s 7th LAW:

The rate of loadshedding is directly proportional to the rise in températurè

but

Thé beghairtii of Wapda remains constant.B-)

Do humshakal jurwan bachy apne

Do humshakal jurwan bachy apne kamrey me bethe hoe the in me se 1 hansi k mare lotpot ho raha tha or,

2nd udas kone me betha tha.
Baap ne pucha: tum itna q hans rahe ho?

"Kuch nahi papa aj mummy ne dono bar isi ko nehla dia.:

A Punjabi woman talking to an English

A Punjabi woman talking to an English doctor in LONDON about her ill child..

"My kaka is ill ek week da, Na eat da na sleep da, bas weep da tey cheekda, nalay his nakk v leak da.. ;):-)

Beware!Terrorists ne ek aisi dangerous

Beware!

Terrorists ne ek aisi dangerous Gas gutter lines mei chor di hain jo Insani gas k saath react kr k bomb blast karti hai

Aap se guzarish hai k Flush pe baith k poosi ahista se marein..

Kahin woh apki akhri poosi na ho!

From: Punjab Police...

1 Pnjabi ka khota gum ho gya,wo

1 Pnjabi ka khota gum ho gya,wo dhoond kr tang aa gya to 1 drakht pr ja betha

us drakht k neechy 1 larka or larki aa kr beth gay

Larka romantic mood me larki se kehta hai: Tumhari ankhen itni khubsurat hain k mujhy in mein sara jahan nazar ata hy

Pnjabi foran bola: yaar mera khota ty check ker kithy aa?

Ek Kutta pathan k piche laggayaPathan

Ek Kutta pathan k piche laggaya

Pathan Gussey me Bolta howa bhaga

Khocha agar tere Bap ka Hakumat nahi hota to tujhe Batata..???

Purani kahawat hai k subha k waqt

Purani kahawat hai k subha k waqt uth k koi tension nahi leni chahiye

Phir bhi
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Hum uth k Aap ko yaad karte hain..!

Good Morning.

()"""() WAIT abi( "o" ) Shona nhi(,>@<,)Meleko

()"""() WAIT abi
( "o" ) Shona nhi
(,>@<,) Meleko Dua To Klny do ()"""() ( -.-) ( ,(")), Ay AllAh Mela Dosht aj Bed shay nichy Gil jaey. AMIN GOOD NGHT

There is a saying"If you want to

There is a saying

"If you want to be great, you must walk with great people."

Seriously,
I have no objection,
you can walk with me!

Ejazat ho to tery Chehry ko G bhar

Ejazat ho to tery Chehry ko G bhar k daikh loon

FARAZ.

Muddat hui in aankhon ne koi "Dramay Bazz" nahi deikha......!:-) HA HA HA HA

Yeh bat mujhe 2 din se s0ne nhi

Yeh bat mujhe 2 din se s0ne nhi de rahi Faraz...

K

Shoaib aur Sania k bache CRICKET STAR bane ge YA TENNIS STAR...:-

AGAR APKA PAROSI AAPKE PANI MN

AGAR APKA PAROSI AAPKE PANI MN ROKAWAT DALE YA APKE GHARELO MAMLAT MN DAKHAL ANDAZI KARE TO USKI LARKI UTHALO.

USTAAD.

SHOAIB MALIK.

Twinkle Twinkle little star,You

Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,

And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far:-)

William Nalaik said...!!!"This

William Nalaik said...!!!
"This life is too short even to get a full sleep...!
I don"t know how people find time to study!" :-D

Keep a special place for me in

Keep a special place for me in ur heart, not in ur mind! Keeping me in ur mind can be dangerous for u Because people say I am MiNd BloWinG.

Ek sheikh apne kamre ko paint kar

Ek sheikh apne kamre ko paint kar raha tha.
Us ne sirf chatt ko white paint kiya,

aur baqi deewaaron pe likh diya:

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"SAME AS ABOVE" :-P

Agr koi larki pareshan hy ya udas

Agr koi larki pareshan hy ya udas hy to ye taveez usko send kro khush ho jae gi, Aazmana zaror...

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<9><6><3><8> <2><7><1>.

Aik molvi sahib makeup aur lipstick

Aik molvi sahib makeup aur lipstick laganay wali aurtoon ki shadeed muzammat kar rahay thay. bohat jalal main thay.

Aik Admi ne kharay ho k kaha k " janab main tawadi biwi noo waikhiya a.

Oh tay har walay surkhi laye rakhdi a
Molvi muskara k bola,
Ohdi gal na kr
Ohnoo tay surkhi sajdi v boht aae.

Tum Lovely ho 94%%Tum Smart ho 95%%Tum

Tum Lovely ho 94%%

Tum Smart ho 95%%

Tum Sweet ho 96%%

Tum Stylish ho 97%%

Tum Beautiful ho 98%%

Tum Attractive ho 99%%
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OR ye msg jhuta hai 100%%...!!

1 Shakhs Ko Ye Numbe 03336124085Khwab

1 Shakhs Ko Ye Numbe 03336124085
Khwab Me Nazar Aya
To Us Ne"100"Ka
Easy Load Kr Dia
Ek
Ghantay Me
Usay 1000
Ka Note Para Mila
Doosre
Ne Es Ko Jhoot Samja
To UsKa Mobile Gum HoGya
1 Larki Ne
50 Ka Load Karwaya
To "3"Din
k Andar UsKa
ENGLAND
Se Rishta AaGya
Mera Kaam Tha Batana
Aagay
ApKi Marzi.

This message is strictly for cute

This message is strictly for cute and gud looking people.

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Since u accidentally recieved this message, we deeply apologise for the technical error :D

Bathroom SongsIn case of lose motions:"Ruk

Bathroom Songs

In case of lose motions:
"Ruk ruk ruk arey babaa ruk."

In case of kabz:
"Na tu aaye gi,na hi chain aaye ga."
Ya
"Aik Baar Aaja Aaja Aaja Aaja Aaajaa"

In case of gas trouble:
"Hawa hawa aae hawa khushbu luta de."

After coming out of bathroom:
"Juda ho kay b, tu mujh mein kahin baaqi ha :

Aurat ne najoomi ko hath dikhaya

Aurat ne najoomi ko hath dikhaya to wo bola:Muje Maaf kijye.

AP 3 Mah bad beva ho JaoGi

AURAT:Ye to muje pata hy,tum ye batao

Main pakri to nahi jaon gi...

SANIA MIRZA ab PAKISTAN ki bhabhi

SANIA MIRZA ab PAKISTAN ki bhabhi bn gai hy islie un k tenis match me
unki

HEALTHY HIPS

SEXY LEGS

and

BOUNCY BOOBS
ko izzat ki nigah se dekhein
shukria<.

Pathan amrood bech rha tha.1 admi

Pathan amrood bech rha tha
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1 admi aya or bola, khan sahab agr amrood mein keera nikla to?

Pathan. To hum keerey ka alag pesa lega.

Ye keh kr India ne Pakistan ka

Ye keh kr India ne Pakistan ka Pani khol dya Faraz.....

K Hum Lrki k Susral ka Pani tk nahi peetay...

Geo Shoaib Malik.

, -.,(,.- , ". ," " . _ . "Saib

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Saib Khao!
Is se Taqat
Ayegi

Taqat Ayege
To Himmat
Peda Hogi

Himmat Hui
to Jazba
Peda Hoga

Jazba Hua
To SMS
karo Ge..

Lekin
Pehle Tum

, -.,(,.- , ". ." " . _ . "

Saib Khao.:-)

No...Iamnot decent...Iamnotgud...IamStupid...Iamahmaq...Iamidiot

No
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Aaisa kiun sochty ho yar,tm jesy b ho mery dost ho na: )

Faraz Zoya ki zulfon mei aisa khoyak

Faraz Zoya ki zulfon mei aisa khoya

k behosh ho gaya.

Jab hosh aya to pocha.

Zoya!
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Kitne dino se sir nhi dhoya..?

Umeed ki manzil toot gai aankho

Umeed ki manzil toot gai aankho se ashon ki dhara beh gayi aur tumaheri bhi kia izat reh gai jab class ki larki bhia kha gai ~^ßRÅÑÐÊÐ^~

"MASHA-ALLAH"..............

"MASHA-ALLAH"
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Kuch nhi achanak aaina dekh liya tha.

Humari Is DostiKa Koi NaamHona

Humari Is Dosti
Ka Koi Naam
Hona Chaiye

Milna Na Sahi
Dua Salam
Hona Chaiye

Aapki Yaad Me
Hum Bimar Par
Gaye,

Aapko Kam Se Kam Zukam To Hona Chaiye.

Roye wo is Qadar meri laash se

Roye wo is Qadar meri laash se lipat kar FARAZ,
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K laash khud uth k boli
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Lay tu Mar ja Saadi khair ay.

IPL ne to 11 pakistani reject kiay

IPL ne to 11 pakistani reject kiay they faraz !

sania mirza ne to pura india reject kar dia

hahahahahaha *GEO SHOAIB MALIK*
Pakistan ZINDABAD

AAj main ne 1 jaan bachaiWo aese

AAj main ne 1 jaan bachai

Wo aese k may ne 1 faqeer se poocha
5000 ka note doo
to kya karo ge?
Wo bola:
khushi se mar jaon ga
Main ne diya hi nahi.*j

1 Molvi Dua Maang Raha tha: Ya

1 Molvi Dua Maang Raha tha:
Ya ALLAH Shahadat ki mout dey.

Paas baitha 1 Baba bola:
Molvi G Jihaad te Tussi Jana Nahi Te Halway Which bomb kisi ne pana Nahi.

AlwaysSMILEok?BecauseYour Smileis

Always
SMILE
ok?

Because

Your Smile
is so

Captivating
and
so Nice

Show me
a sample
,,//,, (@ .. @) (.____,) Oye HoyeSO CUTe.

New style of proposingBoy: can

New style of proposing

Boy: can i take a photo.

Girl: why?

Boy: just wanted 2 show my children how their mom looked in her younger age.

1 khan apne Betay ki 6 maah bad

1 khan apne Betay ki 6 maah bad birthday mna rha tha. Sardar ne pocha khan shb log to sal bad birthdy manaty hain. Khan bola: hmary han semster system chlta ha.

2 sardar station pohancheTicket

2 sardar station pohanche

Ticket lay rahay thay k train chal pari dono train k peeche bhage

1 sardar sawar ho gaya, logon ne bari tareef ki wah sardar g aap ne barri himmat ki

sardar hamptay howa bola train rukwao.!

log: ab kya hua?

Sardar preshan ho kr: main te ouno charhan aya si........

A Man Jumpd into Water & Didnt

A Man Jumpd into Water & Didnt Come Out

Anothr Man Jumped into Water & Didnt Come Out

A Sardar Scientst Was Watching.
& Concluded
"Humans r Soluble in Water"

????? ??? "???????" ???? ??:????

????? ???
"???????" ???? ??:

???? ??? "?????" ???? ??:

????? ???? "?????" ???? ??:

???? ???? "??????" ???? ??:

??? ?? "????" ???? ??:

???? ???? ???
"???? ???????" ???? ??.

Only 10%% girls play games like

Only 10%% girls play games
like

tennis,

football,

caroms ,

cricket,etc
because 90%%
girls play with boy"s life.
So
be careful

Mix Funny Poetry!1. Kisi ka jootha

Mix Funny Poetry!

1. Kisi ka jootha Peeny sy shifa milti hy Faraz,
Kameena yeh bolty bolty meri sari pepsi pee gaya.!

2. Mai apny ghar ki ek ek cheez ginta ho faraz,
Aik tery aany se phly, aik tery jany k baad.!

3. Us ne mri zindagi kaanto se bhr di Faraz,
Wo jo khti thi "Mahi aayy ga ty phullan nal dharti sajawan gi.!

4. Balon me hath phair k pocha usne parveen,
Tm ne Head & Shoulder lgaya hy Ya Painteen.!

Foji parade k doraan ek officer

Foji parade k doraan ek officer ne pathan sipahi se puchha. Oficer: ye hath mey kya hy.? Gul khan: sir ye banduk hey
Oficer: ye banduk nahi tumhari jaan ka hissa hey, tumhari maa hey maa. Then Officer to 2nd Pathan: Banduk ki taraf ishara karte huey ye kya hey? 2nd Pathan: sir ye Gul khan ki maa hy.

Srdarni writes msg 2 Sardar

Srdarni writes msg 2 srdar:

"ghar kab aa rahe ho ? Msg ker ke batao."

Sardar writes to her:

"Nahi bata sakta,Sirf aik msg ka balance hai" :-D

STUDENT LIFE K OSOOL.-Apny BED

STUDENT LIFE K OSOOL.

-Apny BED say pyar kro, yeh tumhara apna hy:-)

-Din ko aram kro taky tm rat mein so sko:-)

-Books pakeza hyn is leay hath na lgao:-)

-Koi kam kal py na choro wo parso ya tarso b kia ja skta hy:-)

-Agr parhny ka dil kary to aram sy beth jao jb tk yh feeling khtm na ho jaey.

-Ya mat bhulo k study aik healthy activity hy is leay isy bemar logon k leay chor do.
(Naliaq Student Federation)

An old man married a young girl.Some

An old man married a young girl.
Some one asks the girl:

Ap nay in mein kya dekha ?

Girl: Ek to in ki

"IN-COME"

or

doosray in kay

"DIN KUM"

Be regular as clock.. B fresh as

Be regular as clock
.. B fresh as rose
.. B soft as flower
.. Be strong as rock

and

Be "NICE" as ME
I know its difficult,but just Keep trying! ;)

Dosto aaj hum 1 ajib-o-garib makhloq

Dosto aaj hum 1 ajib-o-garib makhloq k bare me parhenge,

Is jandar ka nam hai
GIRLFRIEND,

G han
GIRLFRND
Ye aksar boyfrnd k sath pai jati hai,

Inki pasndida ghiza boyfrnd ka balance hai,

Inhe aksar naraz hone ka NATAK karte hue dekha jata hai,

Is jandar ka sbsey khatarnak hathiyar RONA or emotionaly blackmail karna hota hai,

Girlfrnd rakhne pr TENSION nam ki bimari ho jati hai,jo laa ilaaj Hei
MORAL:
Life is Achi widOut Bachi...!

When I was a cute child,Many ladies

When I was a cute child,
Many ladies wanted to kiss me.
I allowed them.

Now I want to kiss many cute ladies.
But dey dont allow me!

MORAL:
Ladies are selfish.

A beautiful shair by Wassi Shah:"Itna

A beautiful shair by Wassi Shah:

"Itna to Humain bhi pata hai Wassi,,

Water + Dahi is equal to lassi..."
hahaha.......

Itna Na Yad Aaya Karo K Raat Bhar

Itna Na Yad Aaya Karo K Raat Bhar So Bhi Na Saken..

Subha Ko Surkh Aankhen Dekh K MAA Kehti Hai.,
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KANJRA RAAT¡ CHARS P¡ K SUTTA S¡..

Chaa pio tykhao anday,Happy sunday.Happy

Chaa pio ty
khao anday,
Happy sunday.
Happy Sunday

Sara hfta nahay nai,
Kpry v nvy paay nai,
Naha dho k ban jo bndy,
Happy sunday,
Happy sunday,

Rang brngy kpry pao,
Purany yaran nu mil k aao,
Dukh wndo chngy mandy,
Happy Sunday.
Happy Sunday....

Good Morning

have a nice day...

SmS na krne prsong..." Agar Tum

SmS na krne pr
song
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" Agar Tum mil Jao "

Tu Taangein Torr dein gay Hum,

Tumhain paa k Tumharay Peechay Kutay Chor dein gay HUM.

Us ki zulfon ki chaon main jab

Us ki zulfon ki chaon main jab se soya hon FARAZ

tub say mujhe to jooen hi nhi chorten
<(" ; ")> ) ) / \ 0i maa .. .. .. ..
:-)

Salam.kia hal hain jani. Mra visa

Salam.kia hal hain jani. Mra visa lag gya,3 sal ka.I m going canada for 3years
Apni duaon main yad rakhna
Inshallah rabta rahe ga.

Kal rat ye khwab aya tha.

Hum sath marnay ka soch ker darya

Hum sath marnay ka soch ker darya mei kood gaye
Faraz . .

upper pohnch ker farishty ne bataya

KAKA
teri MASHOQ te swiming champion C...

Moja kroludian paoDhamalan pao..shurlian

Moja kro
ludian pao
Dhamalan pao..
shurlian chlao
Rola pao..
abbay nu dasso..
ami nu dasso
Khushi manao..
k tawanu v kisi SONEY bandy
Ne sms kita

Meaning Of PakistanP : PyaarA :

Meaning Of Pakistan
P : Pyaar

A : Aman

K : Khushhaali

I : Insaaf

S : Security

T : Taraqqi

A : Aazad Adliya

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N : Not Available.!

Main ny us sy kahaJaan-e-jaan tum

Main ny us sy kaha

Jaan-e-jaan tum kaho to taaray torr kar lay aon,

Usne meri aankho me jhaanka aur dheeray say boli

Fair ohi "CHAWLAAN"

The rain make all things beautiful..

The rain make all things beautiful.. The grass and flower too.. If rain make all things beautiful why dosent it rain on u ~^ÇÜT£ÅÐ^~

MASHALLAH.....................

MASHALLAH
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Kuch nahi
Achaanak aina daikh liya tha......;-)

"Jab Tum Umeed se Zyada Mal-o-Daulat

"Jab Tum Umeed se Zyada
Mal-o-Daulat jama kar Lo,
Tou Mulk Chhorr do,
Ye Tumhare Haq mai
Behtar Hay.
(Altaf Bhai Ki Kitab
"Bhag Kameenay Bhag"
Page # 420)

? ?(@,,@) "(-)"ye kon he?Nhi pta?U

? ?(@,,@) "(-)"

ye kon he?

Nhi pta?

U FONE walay to kehtay hain TUM HI TO HO.

Bura mat man"na mujhe Zong walon ne kaha tha "SUB KEH DO.

Jab barish ho to bahir betha karo,Tumhari

Jab barish ho to bahir betha karo,

Tumhari Qismat khul jaye gi.

Kismat na badli to kya hua,

Kam se kam...

SHÅKÅL to dhul jaye gi...;hahahaha

1 larki ne namaz parh kr dua mangi??To

1 larki ne namaz parh kr dua mangi??To Maa ne pucha: Tum ne dua mai kia manga???Larki : Wahe manga jo har larki ke khwaish hoti hy.??Maa : kia? ??Larki.?? ,;*"*;,;*"*;,? "*, ALI .* ? "*;, ;*"?Maa:???Uffff!! Beti tmhari aisi qismat kahan..

Dimag to set hy na, soch smajh

Dimag to set hy na, soch smajh kr msg kia kro

Dekho ktno k replay ate hy k mne knsa msg bheja?
try it or maze kro.:-)

HaPpy World Sweetest Person Day

HaPpy World Sweetest Person Day
Ap ye Msg us Shkhs Ko Kren jo Apki Nzr Me sb se Zyada Sweet Ho,
Mene Apko Kr Dia
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Ghlti Se
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.SorrY:-)

South Asian games me 100 meter

South Asian games me 100 meter race k doran gold medal lene wali Naseem Hameed pehli Pakistani larki ha jise bhagne per izzat mili....:-(

Dear Customr,Ab"WAPDA"Laya Naya

Dear Customr,

Ab"WAPDA"
Laya Naya Packeg.

"5 Ka 55"

Yani her ghnta
5mint Light jalane
Per 55mint Loadsheding
Bilkul Free.

Faaidy=
1-mobile charge na hone se balance ki bachat.

2-TV na dekhne se gunhaon se bachne k ziada amkanat.

3-Bijli jane pr sabar karne se jannat me jane k ziada amkanat.

4-Bijli aane pr shukar karne pr ALLAH k shukar guzar bandon me shamuliat .

Ye Offr La Mhdud Muddat K Lye Hai.

"WAPDA" Tum hi to Ho.

What is BS..(hons)?4 yrs are there!80

What is BS..(hons)?
4 yrs are there!
80 GB syllabus!
80 MB we study!
80 KB we remember!
80 Bytes we answer!
Binary Digits we get in reward!
Degree we finally get is..:
BS(Brain wid Space) nd then named as
"Idiot"s"

"BALANCE SENDING DAY"Today is balance

"BALANCE SENDING DAY"
Today is balance sending day,so send me maximum balance n give the proof of ur friendship with me HAPPY BALANCE DÄY.

chal ab dosti Nibha?

Pathan ne oxford uni me 1st Position

Pathan ne oxford uni me 1st Position li
News chanel walon ne pucha:
Parh likh kr kya banna chahte ho?
Pathan:
bachpan se ak khuwab he k hm apna tandoor khole GA

Ghareeb samajh kar hamein sms karne

Ghareeb samajh kar hamein sms karne chorr diya uss ne ...
....faraz....
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Kya ghareebon k mobailon me inbox nahi hota
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.("-")
<))>
_/ \_ dasso g?

Mujh se Koi Ghalti Ho Gayi Hy Kya!Pichle

Mujh se Koi Ghalti Ho Gayi Hy Kya!
Pichle 8 Dino Se Mujhe ignore Kar Rahe Ho
Plz Aisa Mat Karo
Tumhara Pyara
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"Safeguard"

Please aaj to
Naha Lo Yaar.

Wht did the Hndsme Dog say to the

Wht did the Hndsme Dog say to the Beautiful Bitch on a Monlite Ngt on the Romntic River Bank?

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"BOW-WOW !"

Hor kuty ne GHAZAL khni c

Hum Jaandy Paiay Thay Saair ko,Kinary

Hum Jaandy Paiay Thay Saair ko,
Kinary kinary Nehar ko,

Kutta Aya Nigah Main,

Sutta Piya Tha Rah Main,

Hum Nay Gull khilla Dia,

Kuttay ko Thudda Lega Diya,

Kuttay Nay Dandi wadd Lai,

Pinni ki Pinni kadd Lai,

Itny Main Hum Pajj Paray,

Cycle Day wich wajj Paray,

Kutta Magroon Lay Gaya,

Cycle waala Pichay Pay Gaya,

Hum agay lag ke paj pay,
Ik kuri de wich waj pay,

Cycle wala magron Lay Gaya,

Ik nawa siapa pe gia.

Roti khao to pait bharta ha.Wah

Roti khao to pait bharta ha.
Wah wah wah!
Arz kia ha. Roti khao to pait bhrta ha.
Wah wah
Tawajah farmaiye
Roti khao to pait bhrta ha.
Wah wah wah
Roti khao to pait bhrta ha.
Wah wah.
Na khao to insan bhooka marta ha.
Wah wah wah

Indian Cricket TeamoRToilet maiKiya

Indian Cricket Team
oR
Toilet mai
Kiya similarity Hai ?

Nahi Pata

Socho

?

Simple Yaaaar...

"Dhoni" Yaha Bhi hai
or
"Dhoni" Waha Bhi Hai ;;-)

Pakstani Shadi me khana khane k

Pakstani Shadi me khana khane k 2 usool:

RULE 1;
Pehli baar is tarha khao k doosri bar milega nhi.

RULE 2;
Doosri baar is tarha khao k pehli bar mila hi nahi

AGAR manzil ko pana hai too housla

AGAR manzil ko pana hai too housla sath rkhna,

Agar pyar ko paana hai too Aitbaar sath rkhna,

oR

Agar hmesha muskurana hai, Too"DANT sAAF" rkhna....:-)

1 sardar Europe gya wahan us ko

1 sardar Europe gya wahan us ko police ne roka aur investigation start kar di..

Sardar ko english nahi ati thi..

Us ne Sick Leave ki Application suna di.

Police ne use Pagal samajh k chor dia..

Wife:
wah sardar jee tusi te great o

Sardar:
O a te kuch vi nai hale ty may Thirsty Crow nai sunai..;-)

(.....)2009A=Yar ye Lite kb aye

(.....)
2009

A=Yar ye Lite kb aye gi

B=Jub Hmary Elaqy ki Jae gi tb Tmhary Elaqy ki Ayegi

2014

A=Yar ye Lite ay gi Aaj?

B=Nhi Aaj multan may hai, lahore ki Bari Kal hai

2020

A=Suna hai purany waqton mai light hoa krti thi

B=So ja ye light wite kuch nai hoti sab tera weham hai. ~[Çütê*B@rbíë]~

Ye dil bahut udas hekoi apna nahi

Ye dil bahut udas he

koi apna nahi paas he

har waqt boring sa ehsaas he

zara apni girlfriend ka number dena

suna hai maal bahut "jhakkas"he

Molvi ne Pathan se puchhaGusal

Molvi ne Pathan se puchha
Gusal k kitne Farz haiñ ?

Pathan: 3

Molvi: kon kon se ?

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Pathan:
1.saabun
2.shampoo
aur
3.tolya.... :-D

Larka:Mere sath chalogi

Larka:Mere sath chalogi

GIRL:Kahan?

Larka:Jahan tm kaho wahn

GIRL:0K Police station chalte hen

Larka:Lo batao ab banda apni Baji se b mazaq nhi kar skta

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Main v enj e ZaLeeL hoya c

Doli saja krakhna..Sehra saja k

Doli saja k
rakhna..

Sehra saja k rakhna..

leney tujhy
O! Gori..

Aye hain tere SAJNA...
(\./) \(,")/.".) ".__((>__\,,/"( , <, , )\ ha.ha.ha

Pagal hain wo log jo Friends ko

Pagal hain wo log jo Friends ko "MiSS" krty hain,

"MiSS"krna hain to "Macharon"ko "MiSS"kro
Jo jan pe khel k b apko"KiSS"krty hain
Happy machar"s season....

Ejazat ho to tere Chehry ko G bhar

Ejazat ho to tere Chehry ko G bhar k daikh loo FARAZ.

Mudat hui
In ankhoo ne koi "KAMINA" Nhi Dekha.

Nigahain aaj bhi us shakhs ko talash

Nigahain aaj bhi us shakhs ko talash karti hain faraz..

Jis ne kaha tha ke economics ka bara scope hay!!!!

When words are not enough to express

When words are not enough to express Ur Feelings,
:-(
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Don"t think that U are in Love....
:-|
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It means that U need to improve Ur
"VOCABULARY":-D

Just imagine for a while, u"re

Just imagine for a while, u"re a nice person...
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..Lo Dasso;-)

Atif aslam ki love story

Atif aslam ki love story:
Larki: who are u?

Atif: mai aik fard hun ya aik ehsaas hun

Larki: tum mera peecha kyun karte ho?

Atif: bakhuda tumhi ho, har jagah tumhi ho

Larki: tum kya chahtae ho?

Atif: tu hai yahan me hun yahan meri bahon me aa

Larki chamat mar ke chali jati hai!

Atif: shining in the sand and sun like a pearl upon the ocean come on feel me ohh heal meee...:-(

Is waqt Pakistan k 4 barey problems

Is waqt Pakistan k 4 barey problems hain:
1. Load shedding.
2. Mehengaai.
3. Taliban
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4. Nojawano ko har haftey honay wala SACHA PYAR:-D

Aam ki khushbu,Barish ki bahaar,Garmi

Aam ki khushbu,
Barish ki bahaar,

Garmi ka Mosam aaney ko tayar,

Thori si masti,

Thora sa pyar,

Mazeed Load Shedding k liye raho tayar

"HAPPY SUMMER SEASON YAAR":-)

Hum ne masroof hone ki waja se

Hum ne masroof hone ki waja se kuch dino se sms nahi kiye.
FARAZ

Log to ye samajhne lage k maa da LAADLA sudhar gaya..:
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Bujha lo apnay seenay sy ishq ki

Bujha lo apnay seenay sy ishq ki pyaas. .

Faraz de raha hai
Tarbooz ka sharbat
5 rupay glass,
5 rupay glass.

Grl:neend mein ho to sapne bhejo,jaag

Grl:neend mein ho to sapne bhejo,
jaag rhe ho to yadein bhejo,
Ro rhy ho to ansu bhejo,
sms parh rhy ho to reply bhejo...

Boy:
toilet mein hun,kya bhejoon?

31 - Doctor says to pathan: aap ka ar

Doctor says to pathan: aap ka ar aap ki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? pathan: hoga zaror hoga,25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..!

32 - Sochta hon tere jism main utar

Sochta hon tere jism main utar kar dekhon
"DOST"..!

Konsa keerha hai jo tujhe sms karne nahi deta.

33 - Bilawal: Dad 2 Sal Hogye Hmen Miskeen

Bilawal: Dad 2 Sal Hogye Hmen Miskeen Hoe, Mama K Qatilon Ka Q Pta Nai Chala? Zardari: Beta Abi Tk To Miskeen Ho, Qatil Ka Pta Chala To Yateem B Ho jaogy.

34 - "15 April k baad Pakistan ka pani

"15 April k baad Pakistan ka pani khol diya jaye ga"
( Indian Govt. )
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Q k sania bhabi ne 16 april ki subah nahana b to ho ga na ..:->

35 - Laila Ne Majno Ko 1 Darakht K Peeche

36 - @ Jb Se Tum Ko Deka HaMje Raat